Monday Pick- Not Doing Homework

Have you ever tumbled out of bed at 7:30, the faintest glimpse of sunlight spreading over your body? Have you ever then realized that a major assignment was due in about an hour? Well, my friend, you’re in luck, because today is Monday! Monday’s are perfect for procrastinating and making everyone else’s life just as bad as yours. Just remember that you have that an extra 30 minutes in science class for that math project, or if you’re really savvy, an hour if you combine all of advisory with that little bit of English class where the teacher is still looking for their book and planner. But really, in the grand scheme of things, are numbers 1 – 17 odd on page 426 really worth the effort? I think not. Happy Monday!